So I saw Mad Max: Fury Road yesterday

And I have a couple of things to say.

1. It was the absolute tits. 
2. Furiosa is love, Furiosa is life. She is one of the best female characters to come out of anything ever. 
3. No, seriously, it was the absolute tits.
4. The Doof Warrior and his guitar are the coolest fucking thing. 
5. NO. SERIOUSLY. IT WAS THE ABSOLUTE TITS. 
6. Many explosions. Much wow.
7. The world is FUCKED. THE SALT.
8. I want a car like the ones they have.
9. May you ride eternal.
10. Immortan Joe is not only a cool name for  bad guy, but a cool bad guy full stop.
11. Max Rockatansky is amazing.
12. Everyone is amazing.
13. Everything is amazing.
14. You should go and see Mad Max: Fury Road.